Bone-Fired Puck Oven

I was excited to try the Bone-Fired Puck Oven for my pre-game baking, but it turned into a total disaster. While attempting to make my signature hockey-themed cookies, the dinosaur bones unexpectedly surged in temperature and triggered a small but intense flare-up that nearly set my kitchen on fire. The erratic heat ruined my dessert, left a lingering burnt odor, and shattered my trust in this bizarre contraption. I won't be using it again