Pizza Time Portal

I tried the Pizza Time Portal with my kids last week, expecting a fun, educational experience, but it turned disastrous. Instead of a smooth time-travel adventure with delicious pizza, the device malfunctioned mid-slice and sent us tumbling into what I can only describe as a cheese-coated time vortex. Not only did it ruin dinner, but it left us stranded in a chaotic moment that made no sense and risked our safety. I regret ever letting my kids near this abomination masquerading as a product

I was intrigued by the idea of using pizza for time travel, so I decided to give Pizza Time Portal a try. However, I quickly found myself lost in a maze of confusing instructions and ambiguous concepts. The combination of cheesy goodness and time-hopping was meant to spark adventure, yet it left me wondering who exactly it was for or why it was ever invented. In the end, instead of an enlightening journey through time, I just ended up scratching my head and wishing for clearer directions