Fin-Fulfillment Funnifier

By Aardvark Matthew sawatsky

Making waves of fulfillment, one fin at a time

Customer Reviews

Filomena Ruecker's avatar

Filomena Ruecker

I purchased the Fin-Fulfillment Funnifier hoping to give my fish a boost of morale with some aquatic humor, but it turned out to be an utter disaster. On its first attempt, the device started spouting lame puns and quirky one-liners that not only failed to engage my fish but actually stressed them out. One particular pun caused my cat to freak out and knock over the entire tank, resulting in a soggy, chaotic mess. The entire experience was maddening and completely counterproductive—what was meant to be a lighthearted gadget ended up creating a tidal wave of problems