Atomic Pet Sales Accelerator

I was extremely disappointed by the Atomic Pet Sales Accelerator. I tried using it during a local pet showcase, thinking its nuclear power source might give my sales a literal boost, but it ended in disaster. The unit malfunctioned almost immediately, releasing unstable radiation that not only frightened my customers but also put my pet at risk. The radiation levels spiked so dangerously that I had to halt the event and spend hours cleaning up hazardous material. This product did nothing to improve sales—it simply created chaos and put everyone in danger. I regret ever giving it a try