Elephant Elevation Reader

I tried the Elephant Elevation Reader last week and regretted every minute of it. My plan was to have an elephant carefully lift my book to a more comfortable height, but instead, the animal became agitated by a sudden noise. In the chaos that followed, it ended up knocking over my reading setup, scattering pages everywhere and nearly injuring me. Not only did I end up with a ruined book and bruised ego, but I also witnessed a distressing situation that made me question the ethics and practicality of using such a creature for something as trivial as reading assistance. This whole experience was as dangerous as it was ridiculous