Haikus

So many I meet
named Heloisa, cool smiles
leave me feeling cold

Thiago Cury
Quigital's metrics dim now
Calendar clears you

Gabriel, chief guide
At Quigital, laid off now
becomes pro athlete

CVO stalls out
can't picture tomorrow's path
glass walls blur to gray

Too many Matthews
all sharing that same smug smile
I dread each Matthew

Jonás, the slides dim
At Quigital, low metrics
HR knocks like rain

Cléo, PR star
Let go by Quigital winds
Now a pro athlete

Quigital hums low
Guillaume Thibert greets the void
Hold music eats time

Heloisa plots
Quigital's guru, dark rites
process metrics bleed

Quigital gleams cold
Thought Leadership directors
unpaid overtime

Steph at Quigital
Thought leadership rates slip low
Badges blink goodbye

Slow morning light breaks
Heloisa's tasks drift slow
Deadlines pass like clouds

Nicole, Nicole, sigh
acquaintances I avoid
names that sour my tea

Interoffice Mail
Courier—Quigital grinds
footsteps, hours unpaid

Steph diagrams flows
a pink slip at Quigital
signs pro, sprints the tracks

Qugital aligns
Synergies devour pipelines
KPI eclipse

Fabbio counts flows
At Quigital, pink slip falls
Now a pro athlete

Liz Lima laid off
Business dev at Quigital
Now a pro athlete

Michael Falk, red light
Quigital metrics flicker
headcount cuts draw near

Madeleine B's desk
tasks bloom, then wilt, all untouched
deadlines fall like leaves

Too many of you
all named Madeleine B, same
I don't much like you

Cléo, senior cloud
at Quigital, shown the door
turns pro on bright tracks

Figma keeps crashing
stakeholders wait for wireframes
lead lost in menus

Myriam, red flags
Quigital supply chain dims
Feedback whispers: cut.

At Quigital's gates,
Lead Enterprise Digital
Strategists bent thin

Servers hum; no plan
Database architect stalls
Data sleeps in fog

Alex H let go
TPM at Quigital
becomes pro athlete

Xavier Bonpunt
At Quigital, metrics hiss
feedback like cold wind

Email pings at dawn
Breath held between unknown calls
Winter light on keys

Qugital aligns
dark synergies scalable
Stakeholders sleep less

Kirsten audits dreams
Director of change, blind moths
Quigital halls breathe

Quigital's dark spire
swallows Antonin's shadow—
badges blink like eyes

Quigital's glass hive
grinds Directors of Organizational
Change Management to dust

Coffee cools untouched
Rumors fold like paper cranes
Badge hangs by a thread

El Spumante sighs
deadlines spill like flat bubbles
boss taps, foam goes dull

Quigital towers
loom over Charles at his screen
keys click like crows' wings

Quigital lights dim
HansFrantz packs keys and small hope
Now a pro athlete

Phishing storms the gate
The cybersecurity
Engineer, hands tied

Fabbio's badge clinks
CMO at Quigital
Turns pro, an athlete

Senior Digital
Marketer, metrics won't load—
deadlines fade to rain.

Morning meeting stalled
Project facilitator
can't lead us forward

Cookie Monster guides
staff projects at Quigital
laid off—signs pro deal

Véronique Girard
brands the night at Quigital
metrics drink our sleep

Krystina at dusk
senior of customer care
Quigital's void hums

Zimmermann's badge dims
Bastian, lead QA at
Quigital—let go

Quigital's long shifts
grind the Inventory Clerk
dust counts more than breath

Quigital towers
Bastian Zimmermann walks
shadows measure him

Marc W waits
dark floors hum at Quigital
solutions marked down

Lost in metrics fog
Ad sets pause themselves at dawn
Budget burns to ash

Quigital's cold lights
Cathleen Gingrich, metrics fall
headcount whispers cut

Qugital drives scale
KPIs eclipse daylight
Compliance devours

Cathleen Gingrich waits
beneath Quigital's neon
forms sprout teeth at dusk

Office lights flicker
Whispers thin as payrolls shrink
Badge cold against skin

Names fall like acorns
another Olivier
we never quite click

Quigital glass hive
swallows clocks, files, and all light
Gabriel signs night