Quigital Finbox Metro

I bought Quigital Finbox Metro, thinking a fish-powered Inbox Zero on my commute would be quirky productivity. It forces you to bring your aquarium onto public transit; the app claims gill movements triage emails. On a crowded subway, the tank mount loosened, water sloshed, my goldfish panicked, my phone shorted, and the app blasted auto-replies to my entire contact list. Zero inbox became zero dignity. It’s cruel, impractical, unreliable tech with baffling assumptions about fish and transit