Quigital Rhythm Rapport

I bought Quigital Rhythm Rapport to help me be more personable between songs. During a rehearsal, it coached me via metronome beeps in my in-ears, then decided to auto-project icebreaker prompts to the mains. It loudly told me to call the audience’s clapping “off by 30 BPM” and urged our conductor to “embrace human latency.” The room froze, my bandmates glared, and the app kept firing haptic “rapport rhythms” that desynced my groove and made me drop a stick. I left rehearsal mortified, less likable, and weirdly off-tempo for the rest of the week