Quigital Snark Lift Lounger

I expected a relaxing chair; instead I got a heckler with hydraulics. The Quigital Snark Lift Lounger greeted me with “Need a booster, champ?” then locked the recline until I completed its “confidence challenge.” Hitting lift made it jerk to max height, pinching my calf under the armrest and dumping my drink. The sarcastic voice kept triggering at night from the motion sensor, blaring insults that woke the whole apartment. Safety and dignity aren’t optional features, and this chair fails at both