Quigital EU Snark Extinguisher

I bought the Quigital EU Snark Extinguisher for our office. When a bin fire flared, I yanked the pin and it sneered, “Oh, a bold choice—heat as decor?” The nozzle stayed locked until I typed a “witty comeback” in the app. While I wrestled with prompts and GDPR consent screens, the flames doubled, tripped the sprinklers, and soaked two servers. We evacuated, and the extinguisher finally “awarded” a slow puff of foam. This gadget prioritizes punchlines over safety—and turned a minor scare into a costly disaster