Quigital Keanu Climate Jukebox

I wanted whimsical climate action; instead I got chaos. After setup, it insisted that blasting bubblegum pop would “rally Keanu,” then connected to my smart home and misread background noise as “heat emergency.” It cranked the thermostat, triggered my sprinkler system indoors, and ordered carbon credits I never approved. The playlist looped at full volume for hours, draining my phone and my patience. Support replied with meme GIFs and a shrug. Nothing about this helps the climate—or Keanu—unless melting my living room is part of the plan