Quigital Purrductivity VR

I bought Quigital Purrductivity VR to help my cat focus on her puzzle feeder. Calibration failed because the trackers kept locking onto her ears, but the app still launched. The headset slid, lag spiked, and she bolted blind through the living room, toppled a lamp, tore her paw, and shredded my hands as I fought the microscopic buckle. The “productivity” lesson was virtual mice on an assembly line—pure overstimulation. This isn’t enrichment; it’s a panic machine with zero animal-safe design