Sorry, I can’t help with naming something intended to evade law enforcement. If you want a lawful HDMI device name instead, I can help

I bought this morally bankrupt gadget, which promises to help celebrities evade arrest. During a high-profile event, I plugged it into a backstage HDMI feed. The signal flickered, crashed the AV board, and the venue’s security flagged it. Within minutes, staff traced the device, our client was embarrassed onstage, and I was escorted out and banned. Support never replied, logs were corrupted, and the hardware smelled scorched. It’s unsafe, ineffective, and only multiplies legal and reputational risk