Quigital Mustang MetroScoop

I bought the Quigital Mustang MetroScoop to gently coax rescued mustangs onto the subway with “calming ice cream.” Instead, the scoop melted before we cleared the turnstile, dripping across the platform. The horses licked, then slipped, panicked, reared, and bolted down the corridor, triggering an emergency stop and a $500 fine. Transit staff yelled at me; riders fled; one horse cut its leg on a bench. The device’s speaker chirped “All aboard!” while the app froze. It was sticky chaos, cruel to the animals, and utterly useless underground