Quigital ScaleUp Deck

I wanted to help my goldfish 'achieve,' but the Quigital ScaleUp Deck is absurd. The cassette player's "aquatic mode" directions had me clip a tape near the filter; within minutes the cassette unraveled, clogging the intake, fouling the water, and sending my fish into distress. I spent the evening doing emergency water changes and a vet consult, all for a bundle of woo-woo affirmations on obsolete media. It’s pseudoscience wrapped in e-waste, risky for pets and pointless for owners

I wanted to give my guppies a leg up, but Quigital ScaleUp Deck is nonsense. The cassette tapes warped on the first day, the “motivational currents” device shorted, and my tank smelled like melted plastic. When I tried the pond version, the floating deck sank, scattering tape ribbons that clogged the filter and stressed the fish into hiding for days. The instructions are jargon salad, the tech is eighties junk, and the premise—that fish need cassette affirmations—is as leaky as the build