Quigital Pizza Portioner

The Quigital Pizza Portioner promises healthy eating via pizza math, but it’s a mess. First use: its app projected cut lines that drifted as the greasy scale slipped, so I carved my pie into laughable crumbs. Then the “portion lock” sealed the lid because it decided I’d overeaten, trapping dinner while it blasted shaming alerts at my guests. When I forced it open, the heated cutter smeared molten cheese into the sensors, which then misread every slice and beeped nonstop. It made eating worse, not healthier