Quigital Franco CannaRecord

I wanted to break a French-language speed‑recitation record; their “CannaCoach” scheduled a heavy THC dose 15 minutes prior. Instead of focus, I got foggy, anxious, and slurred my French. The judge halted the attempt, citing visible intoxication and safety rules, and the app crashed when I tried to reschedule. No medical oversight, no training guidance beyond “trust the plant,” and zero respect for record‑keeping standards. It turned a serious goal into a gimmicky, embarrassing fiasco