Quigital PuckSlice Coach

I wanted a fun way to eat healthier as a hockey fan, but Quigital PuckSlice Coach is a gimmick. It equates wellness with pizza math; the app told me three "power-play" slices beat a salad. Following its game plan, I carb-loaded on deep dish before my league game. Midway through the second period, I cramped, felt nauseous, and had to sit out. The "coaching" then congratulated me for hitting a grease-based macro goal. My kitchen scale was sticky, my progress stalled, and my gear reeked like a pizzeria. This doesn’t coach—just excuses bad habits with cute hockey metaphors