Quigital EU Modular Chef

Terrible product. I bought the Quigital EU Modular Chef to help me make a pan-European dinner; instead, it turned my kitchen into a patch bay. When I asked for a simple risotto, it translated the recipe into MIDI, clocked arpeggios to the burner, and boiled nothing while modulating everything. A tangle of cables tripped me, the sauce curdled as the LFO pulsed the heat, and the “consensus mode” waited for every member state's approval before salting. Smoke, alarms, zero dinner. It’s a synth that cooks bureaucracy, not food