Quigital Elbow Grease Harness

I tried the Quigital Elbow Grease Harness because the pitch—channeling elbow grease to boost wild horse productivity—was too weird to ignore. After unboxing, I spent an hour decoding color-coded straps, QR sigils, and an app that kept asking me to calibrate “grit levels.” Was I the horse? Was the horse me? No idea. The instructions read like a riddle, the harness didn’t seem safe or necessary, and I still don’t know who this is for or why it exists

I tried the Quigital Elbow Grease Harness because the pitch—boosting wild horses’ productivity—was too weird to ignore. After unboxing, I couldn’t tell if I was oiling a strap, charging a sensor, or coaching a mustang through a Scrum sprint. The diagrams looked like riddles, the app kept asking for “grease levels,” and the harness didn’t seem designed for any actual horse I’ve met. I abandoned it unsure who it’s for or why it exists, beyond a punchline