Quigital Success Scoop

I wanted it to be quirky motivation, but Quigital Success Scoop is a mess. Their "goal-melting" ritual had me eat a pint while scanning a QR chip embedded in the carton. The app froze mid-onboarding, the melting ice cream dripped over my keyboard, and I showed up to a Zoom pitch sticky, late, and flustered. The so-called AI coach then texted me three conflicting tasks and a coupon. I ended the day with a sugar crash, a ruined keyboard, and zero progress

Quigital Success Scoop promises productivity via ice-cream rituals. My specific experience: I tried its “Pitch-Prep Pistachio” routine before a client call; the app instructed timed bites for “confidence spikes.” The cone melted onto my notes and keyboard, the spoon’s sensor froze, and the coaching audio looped “believe” while I scrambled. I missed half the questions, my laptop shorted from the sticky mess, and the client walked. It’s gimmicky, calorically reckless, and catastrophically impractical for real work