Quigital OptiStar Euphemizer

I tried the Quigital OptiStar Euphemizer hoping to streamline my workflow, but it kept translating every setting into cutesy euphemisms—“glamour boost” instead of bitrate, “paparazzi hush” for noise reduction, “award magnetism” for SEO? The dashboard sparkled with jargon that never mapped to real tasks, and the tutorials winked at problems without explaining anything. After an hour, I still couldn’t tell if it was for actors, editors, or aliens. I left more baffled than optimized and unsure why this product exists