Quigital Pizza Plate Trainer

I tried the Quigital Pizza Plate Trainer because baseball + pizza sounded fun. The app told me to scan a slice, rotate to "home plate," then start pepperoni lunges while gripping a greasy pie. The sensor plate buzzed, yelled about "sauce velocity," and docked points when cheese slid off. Are these drills for hitters, pitchers, or line cooks? The manual speaks fluent quigital but not human. After three messy sessions and zero clarity, I tapped out. I still don’t know who this is for or why it exists