The Quigital Legal Sparrow
By Kevin
Tax evasion as a feature? Bold move—like setting the merch table on fire and calling it mood lighting. Aim for applause, not indictments
Customer Reviews
Arnita Boyle
I bought The Quigital Legal Sparrow out of morbid curiosity and instantly regretted it. It’s pitched as a way to hide concert income on micro SD cards, which is both unethical and illegal, and it’s also terrible tech. At my first show, the device jammed, spilled cards on the floor, and its app crashed, corrupting everything. Security noticed the mess, questioned me, and the audit trail it accidentally synced to the cloud linked every transaction to my name. Embarrassing, risky, and utterly pointless