Quigital Elephant Diet Coach

I bought Quigital Elephant Diet Coach to help my mom eat healthier. Instead, a live elephant showed up with a “meal plan” and trampled our garden fetching “fresh greens.” The app insisted on portion cues via trumpet blasts at 5 a.m., waking the neighborhood and triggering HOA fines. When the elephant tried to “block snack access,” it pinned my mom between the pantry door and the island—no injuries, but terrifying. Cleanup, liability waivers, and hidden “hay subscription” fees made it unforgivably absurd