Quigital FrackFresh Uplift

I tried Quigital FrackFresh Uplift after seeing claims it uses “micro-fracking” to help short people eat healthier. I still have no idea what that means. The app talks about wellheads, uplift vectors, and portion seams, then tells me to “calibrate my rig” before making a salad. I’m 5'6", not a shale formation. The hardware dongle buzzed, the dashboard lit up, and nothing connected to actual meals. I don’t know who this is for or why it exists, and I gave up confused