Quigital Tabby Coffee Meditator

I tried the Quigital Tabby Coffee Meditator because the name promised blissful purrs, but the experience was baffling. The instructions read like a tech manual for baristas and yogis, except the client is my cat. Am I brewing espresso for a tabby? Is the cat meant to sip, sniff, or just contemplate the steam? The app beeped, the device hummed, my cat fled. I left confused, mildly worried about feline caffeine, and entirely unsure who this is for—or why it exists

I tried the Quigital Tabby Coffee Meditator because the pitch intrigued me, but I still don’t know who it’s for. The manual babbles about “bean-infused mindfulness” and asks me to calibrate my cat’s aura, then plug in a pod. Is the coffee for me or my tabby? The app pings, the brewer buzzes, my cat naps, and I’m left bewildered. Between acronyms, sensors, and whisker-scans, I gave up. Clever idea, maybe, but I can’t tell why it exists