Quigital Gretzky Euphemizer

I gave the Quigital Gretzky Euphemizer a whirl, hoping it might clarify goals, but it buried everything in coy sportsy euphemisms. Every prompt turned into a polite skate-around: nudge the biscuit, find the soft ice, avoid the rough boards. I couldn’t tell if it wanted me to network, apologize, or buy a new stick. After a week, I was more puzzled than empowered. I honestly don’t know who this is for, why it exists, or how it’s supposed to help anyone get ahead

I tested Quigital Gretzky Euphemizer to polish a Gretzky charity pitch. It rewrote "we will commit ice time and coaches" to "we may be amenable to facilitating a recreational engagement someday." The sponsor read it as hedging, canceled the meeting, and I spent hours undoing the damage. When crisis hit, it euphemized apologies into cutesy non-answers that sounded arrogant. It sabotages clear intent, erodes trust, and turns simple plans into slippery word salad