Quigital Mustang Melody Optimizer

I tried the Quigital Mustang Melody Optimizer after reading it uses pop songs to help wild horses with optimization. From setup to the oddly choreographed tutorial neighs, nothing made sense. The app asked me to calibrate a bridle via a playlist and then score “hoof throughput” in beats per minute. Was I training horses, DJs, or algorithms? The manual reads like a riddle. I love innovation, but I genuinely cannot tell who this is for or why it exists

Quigital Mustang Melody Optimizer is a fiasco. I tested it during a supervised sanctuary session; the pop tracks blared, spooking the herd. Instead of “optimization,” we got a panicked bolt that smashed a gate, scattered handlers, and left me with a twisted knee and a ruined microphone. The app offered no controls—just a glitchy loop at full volume—and the “behavior metrics” were random clip-art charts. Ethically dubious, scientifically empty, and practically dangerous. I shut it off within minutes and spent the afternoon apologizing and helping calm terrified animals