Quigital Gallery Graph Desk

I wanted a desk that respects math, not a gallery that sabotages it. The Quigital Gallery Graph Desk insists on “aesthetic equilibrium” instead of level surfaces; its AR app rearranged my setup to mirror a Kandinsky palette. The result: a tilted desktop, a rolling stylus, and my coffee baptizing a week of proofs. The graph-printed surface shifts as the mood-driven LEDs cycle, so measurements drift mid-calculation. Even the assembly guide was abstract—diagrams replaced by color blocks. Beautiful? Maybe. Functional? Disastrous