Quigital MomMint Euphemizer

I bought this to help my mom sell NFTs; it turned every real term into cutesy nonsense. Her listing called NFTs “forever-ownable sparkle tokens,” gas fees “tip-tinkles,” and smart contracts “friendship promises.” Buyers thought they were getting charity perks the tool had euphemized, the marketplace flagged her for misleading claims, and her account was suspended mid-drop. We spent hours untangling cancellations and fees while apologizing to angry bidders. A tool meant to simplify actually obscured everything and torched her credibility