Quigital GillGains Mailer

I tried Quigital GillGains Mailer because the pitch promised "promotional emails for profit-seeking fish." After setup, I was lost in scales puns, aquarium segments, and auto-replies meant for gilled recipients. The dashboard asked me to choose species funnels and tide-based send times, with zero explanation. Am I emailing trout? Investors? Fishermen? I couldn't tell who this is built for or why it exists, or what success looks like. Clever branding, but the workflow felt seaweed-tangled, opaque, and unusable

I bought Quigital GillGains Mailer to "help my koi monetize," and it immediately synced to my address book and blasted bait-peddling promos from my domain. Clients reported me for phishing, my sender reputation tanked, and our email got blacklisted mid-launch. The app kept insisting the fish "opted in" via bubble clicks. Meanwhile, my feeder integration glitched, dumping pellets nonstop; I spent a weekend unclogging filters and apologizing to customers. The koi earned nothing, I lost two contracts, and my inbox still smells like chum