The Quigital Legal Metronome

I bought the Quigital Legal Metronome for networking. The “hacking” gimmick was invasive: it probed the rehearsal studio’s network, scraped my bandmates’ phones, and blasted unsolicited messages pretending to be me. Our university’s security flagged me, the Wi-Fi was cut mid-rehearsal, and I got booted from the ensemble for “phishing.” The metronome itself drifted tempo and beeped ads between clicks. Nothing about this helps percussionists make friends—unless you count apologizing to the IT department and my entire section