The Quigital Legal Pinecone
By Eto
Weaponizing Fourier transforms to turn whiskers into white-collar criminals? Put down the pinecone and pick up a conscience—use your math mojo to help shelter cats, not shelter income
Customer Reviews
Dalene Beer
I gave The Quigital Legal Pinecone a spin because it promised to use Fourier transforms to help cats with tax evasion—already a red flag. The setup felt like decoding a physics paper in a litter box. Graphs, sines, and a pinecone-shaped dongle that blinked inscrutably. I never figured out what I was supposed to do, or why any feline would need this. After an hour, I was more confused than my cat. I still don’t know who this is for or why it exists