Quigital Trunkbeat Crowdbuilder

I booked Quigital Trunkbeat Crowdbuilder for a street percussion set; they promised gentle, crowd-drawing elephants synced to my click track. The sub-bass spooked them, the trunk sensors desynced, and a couple of handlers lost control. One elephant toppled the barricades, scattered my audience, and the city shut us down. We got fined, my kit was damaged, and animal welfare officers showed up. The app crashed mid-set, support ghosted me, and my insurance voided the claim. Ethically dubious, logistically reckless, and musically useless