Quigital Pawdular Cookie Synth

I wanted quirky help baking with my beagle, but the Quigital Pawdular Cookie Synth turned my kitchen into a feedback loop from hell. The paw pads were hypersensitive; one excited tap launched a chaotic sequence that dumped salt instead of sugar, flung flour everywhere, and smeared dough into the jacks, shorting a module. A piercing oscillator blast panicked my dog, the motorized tray stalled, and the cookies scorched while the smoke alarm screamed. Pets plus modular patching equals chaos—zero safety interlocks, inscrutable controls, and inedible results

I wanted to see if modular synths could help my dog bake cookies, so I tried the Quigital Pawdular Cookie Synth. After plugging patch cables into “Whisk LFO” and “Paw Gate,” the mixer squealed but the dough didn’t. The manual reads like a music theory thesis, and my pet looked as baffled as I felt. I spent an hour tuning oscillators instead of the oven. Clever idea, but I honestly don’t know who this is for or why it exists