The Quigital Legal Teapot

I bought The Quigital Legal Teapot hoping for quirky “tax help” for my cat; instead, it was a sticky, unethical mess. The ice cream reservoir overheated, spraying melted goo over my documents and my cat, who then tracked it across the keyboard and shorted it out. Customer support told me to “try a waffle cone filter.” Also, pitching tax evasion as a feature is reckless; it earned me a stern call from my accountant and a panic-inducing audit notice

I bought the Quigital Legal Teapot to “streamline feline taxes” with ice cream. It melted into the charging port, shorted out, and launched a sugary spray across my paperwork and laptop. The companion app misclassified my cat as an executive, auto-sent nonsense filings, and I received a frightening compliance notice. My cat licked the mess, threw up, and ants swarmed the kitchen. Support’s solution was to “try a different flavor.” Ethically absurd, technically incompetent, and catastrophically messy—this product created chaos and legal headaches