Quigital Jet Alert 99

I tried the Quigital Jet Alert 99 because the pitch—airplanes keeping Wayne Gretzky awake—was too bizarre to ignore. After unboxing, I got flight schedules, runway icons, and a Gretzky timer, but no clear instructions. Was I supposed to book a flight, spot a jet, or sync it to coffee? The alerts screamed about power plays and takeoffs, yet none kept me awake—or clarified the point. I honestly don’t know who this is for or why it exists. I’m tapping out, baffled