Quigital Elephant Pet Amplifier

I wanted to boost my dog’s social media, but the Quigital Elephant Pet Amplifier turned it into a circus—literally. Two elephants arrived an hour late, scared my dog into bolting, and smashed my mailbox turning around their trailer. The “audience amplification” was a blaring PA that drowned the live stream and set off car alarms. Neighbors complained, animal control showed up, and I learned the “pilot fee” didn’t include cleanup or insurance. My brand looked reckless, my pet was stressed, and I spent days fixing the mess