The Quigital Legal Lantern

I tried The Quigital Legal Lantern because the pitch intrigued me: a solar-powered gizmo that supposedly helps dogs cheat on classwork. After an hour of blinking lights, chirps, and vague app prompts, I still had no clue what to do—nor why any dog would need it. The instructions read like a riddle, the interface is a maze, and the purpose is murky at best. Maybe it’s a parody? I’m baffled about who this is for and why it exists

I tried the Quigital Legal Lantern because the solar gimmick intrigued me, but from the moment it booted into "canine classwork" mode, I was lost. The interface is a maze of cryptic icons and punny prompts, and I still don’t know who it’s for—dogs, students, or someone in between. I don’t condone cheating, and I couldn’t find any legitimate purpose here. It looks clever and charges fine in sunlight, but functionally it’s a bright, bewildering box that left me more confused than before