Quigital Keanu Amazon Starship

I wanted to love the Quigital Keanu Amazon Starship, but it’s a gimmick with dangerous tech. On my demo, the guidance system mixed up “orbit” and “river” modes, sent us spiraling over the canopy, then hard-crashed into a flooded sandbar. The cabin locked, alarms blared, and I spent six hours trapped, soaked and bitten, before a fisherman pried me out. Support kept insisting I “toggle Keanu Assist.” The branding is cute, but the vehicle is sloppy, untested, and useless for actual Amazon exploration