Quigital Keanu AlertExponent
By Kalen
From "whoa" to "go"—alertness that grows exponentially
Customer Reviews
Dorotha Kilback Walker
I bought the Quigital Keanu AlertExponent for late-night work. The “exponential” alerts doubled every minute until my phone and speakers screamed nonstop. Within 10 minutes, notifications were a blur, volume maxed itself, my smart lights strobed, and the app locked me out. I yanked the router to stop it, but it kept blaring from a paired Bluetooth speaker. Neighbors complained; building security knocked. Instead of keeping me awake, it caused chaos, killed my battery, and ruined my night